From: Paul Reasoner (email@example.com)
Subject: Your burn rate
I'd like to talk about your burn rate. Let's meet over coffee.
You're heads down, working on your next idea but your agenda is full of useless meetings.
Luckily, Chad can help!
Sure! I've cc'ed Chad to schedule a meeting.
Loop in Chad.
Would you be available Tuesday at 9AM?
Chad constantly reschedules your meeting. You won't hear from the other person for a long time!
Works for me.
Looks like I've accidentally double booked! 😁
Would you be available on Thursday at 3PM instead?
- Anonymous startup founder
- Anonymous founding engineer
- Anonymous VC
We have answers.
A: Not yet, but you will be able to soon!
A: Don't we all? We're working on Chad: Friends and Family edition for all those annoying family events.
A: Like the NSA, Chad only uses email metadata to compose replies. This should be pretty safe. 😄
A: Shoot an email to firstname.lastname@example.org. It's read by humans.